WTF where’d they get my pic from? I’m never leaning back all moody-like against some dirty subway wall with my boner out aGAIN!
The Sega Activator motion controller back in 1994. Wow…
Whoever this girl is would be better off just masturbating because there’s no way I could please her sexually
Ashylnn Brooke is super hot with great tits and all, but did they have to leave the cocks in this picture? I mean really, just show her covered in cum, no dicks needed here
- *huge piss*
- Daniel: Ohhh yeah. Take it. Take all of it. That's right. I'm FUCKIN this toilet
- Mom, from across the hall: Shut up Daniel, the new neighbors are in and they can HEAR YOU
- Daniel: WHAAAAT'S LOVE
- Daniel: GOT TO DO
- Daniel: GOT TO DO WIDDIT
- Daniel: WHAAAAT'S LOVE
- Daniel: BUT A SECONDHAND EMOTION
- Daniel: WHAAAT'S LOVE
- Daniel: GOT TO DO
- Daniel: GOT TO DO WIDDIT
- Daniel: WHO NEEDS A HEART WHEN A...
- Them: Shut up. Just shut the fuck up.
- Daniel: That's not the lyrics
- Them: Just shut up
- Daniel: Alright but that's not the --
- Them: STOP IT
“Get quenched.” Doesn’t that sound a little like an insult? “Yeah, go quench yourself, motherfucker”
It didn’t take long for me to give up on the horror novel. I’m just not frightening enough, so I canned it.
However, I’ve decided to start a sci-fi novel that I dreamt the plot of years ago. It’s much easier for me to write and way more fun…I actually want to write it, instead of forcing myself to.
To compare, I was forcing myself to write 300 words a sitting for the horror novel, and am writing over 1,500 words a sitting for the sci-fi one.
I’m working right along on it! If you’re interested in critiquing it for me, let me know. I’ll email you some chapters.
Christina Hendricks, please do a topless shoot just once. JUST ONCE
(Source: niceboobs)
